How it works!

(aka: What You’re Actually Getting Into)

Shiphappens is anonymous, voice-only coaching for when life, love, or your own mind goes sideways.
No fluff. No scripts. No pretending.

You bring the chaos. I bring the clarity.

Step 1: Choose Your Session

Head over to the Coaching Options page and pick what fits your situation:

Single Question Fix – You submit one clear question. I send back a voice reply within 24 hours. No call.
SOS Voice Reply – For when you're spiralling. You’ll get a reply faster (within a few hours if I’m awake).
Live Sessions – Voice-only calls via Zoom. No camera. No real names needed. Just honesty.
Reset Series – A bundle of three live sessions to help you actually shift the cycle you’re stuck in.

Step 2: Book & Pay Securely

You’ll book through Calendly
Payment is handled via Stripe (safe, simple, no account needed)
You’ll get a confirmation email with exactly what to expect
You do not need to pick a perfect time unless it’s a live session — for voice only, the calendar slot is just part of the booking process

Step 3: You Get Your Answer

For voice replies: You’ll receive a personal audio response by email
For live calls: You’ll get a Zoom link for the time you chose — no camera needed
Each reply is direct, honest, and tailored to your question. I won’t waste your time.

Anonymity = Safety

Use a nickname or initials — totally fine
No camera, no judgment, no cringe
You get to stay anonymous. So do I.

Cancellation & Refund Policy

Voice-only sessions are non-refundable once submitted
Live sessions can be rescheduled or cancelled up to 2 hours in advance
For the Reset Series, you can space your sessions however you like, but once we start, it’s non-refundable

Still Not Sure?

If you’re here at 2 am with a gut full of doubt or obsession, this is probably for you. Choose your session, say what’s real, and I’ll give you a voice that cuts through it.

No scripts. No fluff. Just truth — with kindness, or without, depending what you need.